Florida Doesn't Suck in January
So I was at the beach today and I was thinking: "You know, it could be worse. Instead of gazing at the Atlantic I could be looking at grey, disgusting, filthy depressing slush. I love snow, hate slush. For all it's bad job havin', jebediah bush runnin', frizz hair every day wearin' suck assdom is sure does beat the hell out of shoveling a driveway.